Allow Me to Be the Bitch

Holidays!!

2009-09-03T20:51:00.002+08:00

Finally the holidays are here. 7 weeks of them.

YAY!

I know I haven't been blogging.

2009-08-09T22:30:00.002+08:00

I don't like to be sick or busy. When that happens, I won't feel like blogging. I won't even feel like sourcing for something worth bitching.

My post will be just a simple youtube video or a simple picture. And I know you guys won't like.

Which explains why readership for these few weeks is super pathetic.

Give me some time alright? Let me bring back the blogging mode in me and I shall entertain you guys.

Stay tuned.

Are you game for it?

2009-07-28T15:56:00.002+08:00

This is for Odelia and Daphne

2009-07-18T15:52:00.003+08:00

*whisper* I like to order french fries, a burger and a milkshake.

I have some profound questions.

2009-07-06T23:14:00.007+08:00

If they say having a fever is no longer a reliable measure to see if you have swine, why are they still taking temperature twice daily?

If they raised Singapore's health alert to Yellow/Orange/Whatever back then, why is there already 1000++ cases of infected people over here?

If they claimed that swine flu is nothing serious after all, why the trouble to quarantine suspected cases and have several precautions?

P.S: And fuck you, sexy.

Of Clubbing,

2009-06-28T22:17:00.003+08:00

Reason why you shouldn't cam-whore too much, when you're high on drinks:

Someone is so gonna kill me, I swear.

Of advertisements,

2009-06-24T18:54:00.001+08:00

Singapore should have cooler adverts like these:

Told you so.

One Important Announcement

2009-06-14T21:12:00.001+08:00

I know this should come 2 days ago...

But. Who cares?

THE 2 WEEKS BREAK IS FINALLY HERE!!

I am a pig.

2009-06-07T17:01:00.006+08:00

I don't know why I've been eating non-stop lately. It's like I can eat at least 6 meals in a day.

Breakfast. Second breakfast. Lunch. Tea break. Dinner. Supper.

I haven't include those little time when I feast on snacks though.

As expected, I gained weight.

Shit. I am feeling hungry again.

Sian

The Blog turns Three!

2009-05-31T22:15:00.006+08:00

Come to think of it, this blog has come a long way. 3 years and there's around 14,000 hits so far. Even though, the number of hits may seem small as compared to others, it's a big number to me.

I never thought that people will still stop by and read on what I've posted. Neither did I expect that you guys will bother to drop a comment on what I've written.

Remember that ~~big~~ mini debate we all had with regards to MSN nicknames? Didn't expect a simple topic to attract a huge increase of readership and comments. Of course, some people probably hated me after reading the post. But who cares? The Bitch can't really be bothered anyway.

Not like nobody dislike me before.

And remember how I always feed you guys with amusing incidents? Like that middle finger incident? Not to mention my ~~not so~~ bitchy moments. Like I shoved the woman, causing her to fall in the train.

Heh.

this-is-mine-life.blogspot.com is not just a simple blog.

It's a blog where I can vent my frustrations out, bitch about nonsensical topics. It's also a diary to remind me of what I've been doing when I look through the archives.

And I'm grateful for the fact that you guys are supporting me by dropping by.

Happy birthday, blog.

~~Of course, you can show your support further by clicking on the above Google Ads.~~

I am a guy. Duh.

2009-05-24T21:39:00.003+08:00

Remember how I used to go crazy over the Transformers Trailer?

Now there's even better ones. Yes. Not just one. But TWO!

Awesome shit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Veo0G2qfY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo4aUOqcRC0

Dear CEL Lecturer,

2009-05-13T22:49:00.007+08:00

Can you please get your theory right before teaching us? Not knowing your stuff beforehand isn't really a good thing, especially when our grades lie in your hands.

You don't happy happy and tell us that our calculations (which you told us how to do) for our report is wrong, and ask us to do redo everything. It isn't very funny when you have lots of formulas to work with. Imagine that you have six sets of values to calculate, and each set will take you about half an hour to complete.

You also don't happy happy and tell us that our method of carrying out the experiment is wrong only when we are almost done with it. Also, after trying your so-called "correct" method, you cannot just realise that our initial method was correct after all, and expect us to redo.

It annoys every shit out of my group members. Especially me, where I do not have a natural talent for patience and anger management.

We hope we will have an enjoyable learning experience with you for this semester.

Thank you.

In 2 hours time,

2009-05-09T06:05:00.002+08:00

I will be heading down to SMU for a tourament.

On a wonderful Saturday morning, not to mention it's a public holiday.

Yes, we debaters have no life. Very sad right?

=(

To You-Know-Who-You-Are,

2009-05-04T10:27:00.002+08:00

Yes, you probably figured out after a long time that I am very annoyed by you and your actions.

And by trying to patch up with me by calling to apologize or sending numerous texts aren't going to make me magically forget why I am pissed with you in the first place. I am not going to pick up your calls for the moment till I feel comfortable talking to you again.

You know what you've done or said to some people. It's very disgusting of someone not to practise what they preach. That's is, asking people to lead a righteous life when you, on your own, trying to date a 15-year-old kid. I have no problems with you dating someone. However, when your actions totally contradict your words, it's kinda make me question your principles.

Yup, you've been annoying me for a period of time. I cannot understand the need to tell you my schedule for the week, sending you texts when i wake up and sleep every single day. And when I don't, you make a super big fuss out of it and make a subtle emotional blackmail to me.

Fair enough, I'm your "di" (which you insist on keeping that relationship, even though I told you that the whole thing isn't working at all). But bear in mind that I'm your "di", not your boyfriend. I don't even call my date every single morning/night/whatever, what's more you being my "kor".

Everyone needs friends, that I agree. But you cannot just add random people on Facebook, chat them up till the extent of annoying them to death. Yes, there are people who are damn annoyed by you, and it's not just me.

Like what Eli had said, I hope this is a reality check to you.

Done with what I need to say.

Scandal!

2009-04-26T22:24:00.002+08:00

The Bitch presents you The Couple of the Month:

No points for guessing who are these two people.

And no points for guessing who's the "top" and the "bottom".

Shit You, Hotmail!

2009-04-23T16:46:00.003+08:00

Hotmail, you don't happy happy and tell me that your server is too busy at the moment. You jolly well know that you have plenty of users and some of them have to access to their mail urgently at times. Having your servers jammed up isn't going to make people like me very pleased with you.

Fix up your fucking problem.

Thank you very much.

GAHHH!

2009-04-19T23:52:00.001+08:00

SCHOOL IS STARTING IN EIGHT HOURS TIME!!

SIBEH SIAN CAN?

TAHAN JOEY!

YOU GOT 3 MORE SHIT SEMESTERS!

The imperfectly perfect person

2009-04-13T13:28:00.003+08:00

Tell me that it's not just me, but anyone who watches this will probably tear as well.

Dear lady,

2009-04-06T23:12:00.002+08:00

Your son is gay.

Happy April's Fool Day

2009-04-01T20:30:00.003+08:00

I can't think of a mean joke that will fool you guys, because I'm too tired to think of one.

But trust me, I will start thinking one for next year, so that you'll be punked.

Just like last year.

I realised something...

2009-03-31T13:24:00.007+08:00

That when I disappear for a while, my readers also disappear too.

Sorry lah, I've been busy can?

My timetable for the next semester kinda suck by the way.
Lessons will start at 8a.m everyday, which means that I will need to wake up at 6a.m daily.

Damn sian.

Damn sian can?

2009-03-23T19:06:00.002+08:00

I got an email from my debate coach today.

"For training this week on Wednesday at 6pm, we will be enjoying two presentations. Most of you already know that Charelene will be presenting on free trade. The other presenter will be Joey.

Joey, you will be presenting on the Internationa Criminal Court (ICC). Find out what it is, how it came to being, what its objectives are, what is currently doing and have done. Look out for current issues surrounding the International Criminal Court. Researching debate motions used in other compeititons on the ICC would be helpful.

Joey and Charlene - Each presentation should be 10 mins long at the most. Prepare a summary of your research that will be distributed to everyone present at your presentations. This summary will be used by your fellow debaters in competitions hence you should know that their success in those competitive rounds will be dependent on the usefulness of your summary."

And I have an exam tomorrow. How to do research when I have to mug?

=(

Results...

2009-03-20T18:56:00.003+08:00

To those who think that I will do so badly for this semester:

HAHA! Eat this!

Hotmail.

2009-03-16T19:58:00.003+08:00

You suck big time. Really.

Why is it that you have to lag at night, causing lots of inconvenience to me? Apparently many other people are swearing at you, because on my msn list, there are at least 5 people complaining how sucky Hotmail is.

Maybe you should try putting yourself into our shoes. Imagine that you need to download a document urgently, and you can't seem to do so because the server just lag like hell. Refreshing doesn't help, because it either just gives me a blank screen or the inbox just refuses to load. Besides, I think it's ridiculous to access Hotmail only during the day.

I absolutely love the new interface; it makes reading mails at a glance a lot easier. However, don't you think it's kinda useless if your mails just takes bloody long time to load?

Either you stop being so laggy or I will terminate my account and switch over to your arch-rival, Google mail.

Your choice.

Update.

2009-03-12T20:57:00.002+08:00

I have a debate competition to participate over the weekends. But the thing is, I've fallen sick. I got a bad cough, a runny nose and a really deep and sexy voice.

To a debater, losing his voice is like a table tennis player without his train of concentration, a bowler without his bowling ball etc.

At the very most, Charlene can always take my place, if possible.

Right, my team mates?

Heh.

Dear woman who stood beside me in the train this morning,

2009-03-04T20:58:00.006+08:00

I'm sorry for the fact you lost your balance and fell in the arms of two very shocked and sleepy people.

Ok. I'm not genuinely sorry because you deserve it. Bitch.

Look, woman. I'm not even standing close to you till you have to shove me real hard with your bag. I tried to make my point across to you that your actions are annoying the fuck out of me, because I glared real hard at you.

Apparently, you got my point because you saw me glaring hard at you. Not just once, but for every time you tried to shove me with your bag. I counted - at least 6 times from Yew Tee station to Jurong East station.

By the sixth time, you got my blood boiling. My body finally lost it's control and rammed itself against you. But then again, it's not my fault that the train jerked, which further caused you to lose your balance and fell forward. I could tell that the two people you fell on wasn't very pleased with you.

You deserve it anyway.

Well, to prevent you in getting yourself in such an embarrassing situation, I have some advices.

Take a taxi or take up driving. Apparently, you are not very comfortable with people near you. Even if people are an apparenly an arm's length away from you, you will still come up to them and shove them away with your bag.

Never mind if you go broke because of the increased expenses, because you will end up getting shoved back in public transport. It's not a pretty sight for you when you lose your balance and fall again.

Or you can just take a knife and slit your wrist. And just die. Because you are a fucked up person. Fucked up people should just die.

Hopefully I won't get to see you in the train tomorrow. Because if we do see each other and you still shove me again, I swear I will scream my lungs at you and give you one tight slap.

Rest well and pray hard.

Love,
The Bitch

Another awesome news.

2009-03-02T18:58:00.010+08:00

I got my first cashback from Google Adsense.

And I would like to thank you guys for your support. Hence, please continue to show your support by clicking on the ads above.

Thank You!

Famous quotes from not-so-famous people.

2009-02-23T21:30:00.006+08:00

"Nan de... NI ZAI NAI NI? WEI? "

Me, and my not so cheena ways.

"No! I'm not blonde! I'm just very blur!"

Odelia refuses to admit that she's blonde.

"Is this the only level?"

This question came up even though there was an obvious escalator. Omg. Odelia. So blonde.

"Why does this smell like popcorn?"

Odelia. Again. While she is eating popcorn.

"Aiya. I don't know. So complicated can? =((("

Kryshelle, in her self-denial mode.

"I can talk you to death!"

Yes, Mark. I wonder how.

"Japanese porn are so nice and amusing to watch!"

Horny Rachel, who became my fag hag recently. I know I'm getting into trouble for posting this again.

"FUCK I AM NO LONGER EIGHTEEN. SIBEH SIAN"

Shi Min, makes me feel proud of her at times. Heh.

"...collided with the correct orientation, but didn't meet the activation energy for reaction to occur"

Wai Kit is a geek. Period.

Click here for Quotes (Part 1)

5 more days,

2009-02-22T15:02:00.001+08:00

and I will owe you nothing.

I should be mugging. Not blogging.

2009-02-19T15:12:00.012+08:00

But heck with it. I will head back to my books after I'm done with this entry.

Got tagged by Rachel, who owes me money. (Eh. Bitch. I need the money asap!)

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold/Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING.

1. ~~Well I saw firewords from the freeway. And behind closed eyes, I cannot make them go away.~~

2. I can't believe it's over.

3. ~~Listen, to the song here in my heart.~~

4. ~~If our love was a fairytale, I would charge in and rescue you.~~

5. ~~Young girl don't cry. I'll be right here when your world starts to fall.~~

6. I remember like it was yesterday. First kiss and I knew you changed the game.

7. ~~Three little birds, sat on my window.~~

8. ~~Candyman, Candyman.~~

9. ~~We can go to the tropics. Sip piña coladas.~~

10. ~~Sense is telling you're looking, I can feel it on my skin.~~

11. I've had enough of this parade.

12. ~~The smell of your skin lingers on me now.~~

13. ~~I love the way that you look without your make up.~~

14. ~~You took my hand, you showed me how.~~

15. There's a first time for everything.

16. I close both locks below the window.

17. Do you feel this?

18. I thought I saw a man brought to life.

19. ~~Share my life. Take me for what I am.~~

20. ~~This is for my people who just lost somebody.~~

21. Put your sneakers on. Put your sneakers on.

22. That's how much I love you.

23. She's been down and out. She's been wrote about. She's been talked about constantly.

24. Simona.

25. If I had no more time, no more time left to be here.

26. I've wa-aited here underneath the covers all ni-ee-ight beside you.

27. ~~I'm holding on your rope. Got me ten feet off the ground.~~

28. There was a time I packed my dreams away.

29. It's over and done. But the heartache lives on inside.

30. I just can't believe you're gone. Still waiting for morning to come.

You can either leave a comment or a tag, if you know the answers to some of the lines.

Gahh!

2009-02-16T18:21:00.006+08:00

As much as the times I love my mum, there are also certain times when I prefer her to be quiet.

Like when she nags. And never stop until 987,654,321 seconds later.

The moment she starts nagging at me, it's as though tiny needles are firing at my eardrums at constant speed, causing intense pain and annoyance.

Even when she is nagging at my brothers, it stills annoy the hell out of me, because the entire house will be saturated with her voice.

It's kinda amazing how she can manage to find fault with you and nag. E.g. For not hanging your clothes immediately after changing out of them, leaving the lights when you are away from the room for a tiny while.

Here's the dilemma: I don't want to be rude to my mum by screaming at her to keep her mouth shut. And neither I want to have my patience tested by listening to her.

But at least I know where I get my debating (talent) from.

My mum. Of course.

Happy Valentine's Day

2009-02-14T00:11:00.001+08:00

I love you.

I realised something.

2009-02-11T15:42:00.005+08:00

That I will not be having any major break for this semester. Because we will be going to Jurong Island for lesson. For 6 weeks. And our holidays are 7 weeks long.

Awesome right.?

I also JUST realised that it's the last week of school. I still have lots of assignments to be completed by this Friday. And today is Wednesday. 2 more days to submit everything or I will fail my modules.

But then again, I won't be able to fail because ~~I will do so bloody well for my written papers that I will pass my modules with flying colours.~~

However, we have another problem now. My first final exam paper is next Friday. The problem is, I have not even started studying for any of my modules.

God bless me.

Guys will always be guys.

2009-02-08T12:28:00.002+08:00

I admit.

But this is fucking awesome, I tell you!

The 3 Sluts and The Only Blonde

2009-02-05T17:41:00.007+08:00

These are some of the many people who I usually hang out with.

This is Kryshelle (aka. Covergirl):
Being the "covergirl" may mean being glam 24/7 to you. But let me assure you, she is far from being one. Having fashion disaster at times (Yes. Kryshelle, you had.) and unglam sitting positions in lecture theatre just totally contradict her image. Oh yes, she gets hungry uber easily.

This is Mark (aka. The Male Bitch):

To be honest, he's bitcher and meaner than me. Beware!

This is Odelia (aka. The Blonde):

I can totally write a quote book on her and still be able to have multiple sequels to it. Yes, that serious. She's nice but that doesn't mean she don't bite.

This is me. Duh.

And we are ass-kicking cool.

Period.

Oh Tyra, Tyra.

2009-02-02T18:45:00.003+08:00

While watching the latest season of America's Next Top Model, I saw Tyra Banks with a new hairdo.
Is it just me or that her hairdo seems super familiar?

Yes. It was the similar to the one in which Ugly Betty wore in season 2.

You guys shall decide for yourself.

Do you want to go to Candy Mountain?

2009-02-01T20:57:00.001+08:00

This is annoying, I tell you.

Of luck

2009-01-29T21:40:00.003+08:00

I played Black Jack and mahjong like there's no tomorrow during Chinese New Year.

After spending hours calculating my winnings, I realised that I've won a GRAND TOTAL of...

3 dollars.

Totally can treat myself to desserts in school.

No Odelia. Don't have your share.

GONG XI FAI CAI!

2009-01-25T14:02:00.000+08:00

HONG BAO NA LAI!

17 things about me.

2009-01-24T00:34:00.005+08:00

Been tagged by Khalisah, Kryshelle and Mark.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 17 random things, facts, habits or goals about you. At the end choose 17 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, its because I want to know more about you. =] Have fun!

1. I get hungry easily.

2. I can never get tired of shopping.

3. I still want to go a few shades tanner/darker/whatever, even though Derrick and Greg has commented that I'm already starting to look like a mat.

4. I haven't step into a club for almost a month. And I wonder if I should be happy about it.

5. But if there's a Guinness Record for getting wasted/drunk, I think I can actually apply for it.

6. I love chick flicks.

7. I don't know why I am actually doing this entry, even though I HATE this kind of quiz, because I find it bimbotic.

8. Speaking of bimbotic, I have countless blonde moments. You can ask around.

9. I have mastered the art of procrastination.

10. "Fuck" can be my middle name, since I used it like almost every day.

11. I am often mistaken as a girl, because of my name.

12. I'm kinda currently seeing someone. (Juicy, I know)

13. Christina Aguilera and Leona Lewis are my top 2 favourite idol.

14. I can sleep like Garfield. I need 20 hours of sleep a day. The remaining 4 hours are for my meals.

15. I have several ambitions. A journalist, a fashion designer, an air steward, an interior designer. But NOT a chemical engineer.

16. I am bitchy. But nice to people generally.

17. People with good bods turn me on.

People to be tagged: Kenn Wong, Miyo, Hui Jun, Odelia, Rachel

Of being famous and important...

2009-01-20T23:19:00.002+08:00

http://www.sun7news.com/index.php?code=61O324GNK63f98Bpm5uq&CMP=OTC-WWYCOVS1001

Heh.

Listen. And cringe.

2009-01-18T17:25:00.003+08:00

Behold! The Korean ~~gay~~ guy is back!

Enjoy and laugh your arse off.

Click here for Tuts My Barreh.

Warning: Mature Content.

2009-01-14T00:02:00.004+08:00

Rachel, that BFF of mine really shock me at times.

-Photo has been removed upon request-

She's a really fun bitch to hang out with. She's someone whom I can pour out all my sorrows. She loves exchanging dark secrets with me.

Dark secrets. I know. And I love exposing these little dark secrets. I know, I'm such a bitch. Thank you very much.

Just yesterday, she sent me a link. A porn link. No, not her favourite little secret porn website.

~~(Though if you ask me, she enjoys watching some Japanese porn. Because in which a guy will moan like there's no tomorrow. She swears it's so nice and amusing to watch.)~~

Okay, I digress.

It's quite an unusual porn link actually. It's porn for the blind. You have this guy who narrates the entire porn movie for you.

I LISTENED to one of the clip and I wasn't turned on at all. I mean, it's like phone sex. Everything is up to your imagination. If this is the case, how stimulating is that?

So you have be the judge and listen for yourself.

Do not click if:

You have the habit of turning your speakers to full blast.
You're in lecture or at work
You feel embarassed/offended by cheeky stuffs (Odelia, don't click on this)

With that, I give you,

http://www.pornfortheblind.org/

Tuts My Barreh

2009-01-11T23:43:00.002+08:00

Surprisingly, he has very unholy high pitched voice. Which is very freaky.

Because I cringed when he tried to sound like Marah Carey.

Sentences of the day:
"I want you to caress me like a tropical priest"
"Rape me in my thighs"

Heng Yi will pay for this...

2009-01-08T13:02:00.003+08:00

Read Roy's post for more details.

And oh by the way,
A- Heng Yi
B- Me
C- Shawn

This is so true.

2009-01-06T22:12:00.004+08:00

Are you guilty of it?

What New Year Resolutions?

2009-01-01T13:59:00.002+08:00

I don't get New Year Resolutions. I didn't get to follow them when I had my "resolutions" for 2008, and it's pointless to make up new ones for the new year.

1. I'm still clubbing like hell.
2. I still ended up getting wasted most of the time when I pub/club.
3. I wasn't studying everyday. Even till now, there are assignments to be submitted when school reopens. And I have not started any of them. There you go.
4. I am still such a procrastinator. See point 3.
5. My car and bike licenses are still not obtained yet.

See? None of the resolutions were fulfilled. So what makes you think I will stick to the new ones for this year?

Festive Greetings!

2008-12-31T10:59:00.001+08:00

TEH BITCH WOULD LIKE TO WISH ALL HIS READERS:
"HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAVE FUN MAKING RESOLUTIONS!"

Merry Christmas!

2008-12-25T14:02:00.000+08:00

Carwash

2008-12-22T11:26:00.005+08:00

I don't really response to tags. Since, Shi Min, my wonderful big sister of mine, is the one who tagged me. I'm obligated to response to it. Heh.

Anyway, here goes:

IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
Christina Aguilera- The Voice Within

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Janet Jackson- Feedback (A very sexay song, by the way)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Destiny's Child- Emotion (Totally not answering the question)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Michele Willams- We Break The Dawn (Yeah BEH BEH, PARTAY THE NIGHT AWAY!)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
The Pussycat Dolls [Feat. Will.I.Am]- Beep (No link)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Katy Perry- I Kissed A Girl (Huh? Since when?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Kelly Clarkson- Breakaway

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Fergie- Labels Or Love (HAHAHAHA!)

WHAT IS 2+2?
The All-American Rejects- It Ends Tonight (Huh?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Britney Spears- Everytime (Everytime what!?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Travis- Closer (Erm... Okay)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Mika- Grace Kelly (I could be like brown. I could be blue. I could be violet like sky!!)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Atomic Kitten- If You Come To Me (No link)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Ashley Tisdale- He Said She Said

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Christina Aguilera- Hurt (I wouldn't be surprised)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Jason Mraz- Please Don't Tell Her (Totally SO not true)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Chris Brown- Forever

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Enrique Iglesias- Somebody's Me

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Script- The Man Who Can't Be Moved

WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
JoJo- How To Touch A Girl (Wah. This should be referring to Nicholas instead man...)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Sugababes- About You Now (Totally no sense)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Natasha Bedingfield- These Words (What words?)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Rihanna- Disturbia (No. It doesn't)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Avril Lavigne- Girlfriend (No. Instead, it makes me cringe a little)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Gwen Stefani- Early Winter (There's no winter in Singapore. Which means that I'm gonna be single for the rest of my life)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Leona Lewis- Take A Bow (Nonsense.)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Paula DeAnda- Walk Away

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Avril Lavigne- Hot (Yeah, be hawter!)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Mary J. Blige- Just Fine.

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Chrostina [Feat. Missy Eillot)- Carwash

Pretty meh?

2008-12-17T12:14:00.002+08:00

Do you know who is Miss Singapore 2008? Or have you even seen her picture?

Is it just me or the photo wasn't really well taken? Because she doesn't look really good here.

And if this is how she really look like, it's no wonder how come we never make it to the top 10 of the pageant.

Of Glamour...

2008-12-13T15:09:00.003+08:00

Even the most glamourous person on Earth has his own unglam moments.

Stop laughing. I SAID STOP LAUGHING!

Warning: Bitchy Post.

2008-12-11T22:29:00.010+08:00

I'm perfectly fine with people who are not born with good looks. However, once this group of people try to act cute, it annoys the hell out of me.

As if girls acting oh-so-chio isn't bad enough... some guys just have to disgrace themselves.

Please lah. Spare my eyes can? You know that you aren't cute AT ALL, don't take solo pictures of yourself. Because the solo pictures just emphasize how un-cute you are.

Fair enough, if you think that you are uber cute/hawt. But then again, please change your pose. Because you are not gonna impress me with all that 987654321 photos, in which only contains that same miserable 3 poses.

Here's the photos- PROOF!

4 photos. 2 poses. Same ugliness.

Save my eyes! Halp!

I am very lucky for today because...

2008-12-09T23:31:00.006+08:00

I got caught by the Traffic Police for jay-walking.

Yeah. "Got caught" as in I had to hand over my I.C to them to let them take down my particulars. I got away with a warning. No fine involved. (If I get caught for the next time, fine will be $20)

So suay can?

Fine. I did jaywalk. I did deserve that warning. But I really find no wrong in jaywalking.

It's dangerous at some point, I admit. But how dangerous can it be, where there's clearly no freaking vehicles on the road?

And besides, it's rushing for time versus following the rules.

Why on earth should I be at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for 1 minute plus for the lights to turn green before crossing and missing my train as a result? It's alot faster if I just cross the road when I deem it's safe to do so. At least, I can still catch the train and be in time for my examination.

Speaking of examinations, 3 more days to Friday! Absoute yayness for that!

Now where was I? Ah, right. Jaywalking.

Fair enough, the presense of a police officer may deter me not to jaywalk. However, once the officers are gone, I will still do my jaywalking. No big deal.

My mum will most probably be the one paying the fine after all.

I need to repent

2008-12-06T21:42:00.005+08:00

I went to a foodcourt for dinner with a friend.

Then this pair of transsexuals sat at the table right besides us. I'm fine with it. Really.

One of the transsexuals started to act all friendly and chatted with us. Very freaky.

My friend and I begun to finish up my food and made a run for our lives.

Just before we can disappear from their sights, the same transsexual who chatted with us, gave us ~~his~~ her contact no.

I decided to believe in God and pray hard to Him, asking Him for forgiveness to redeem all my sins, hoping that I do not deserve such punishment ever again.

Reason why Bimbos are never respected...

2008-12-02T23:35:00.005+08:00

Girl 1: What differential equation ar?

Girl 2: I also dunno leh. I know the meaning but dunno how to explain.

Girl 1: Try lah. Because I dunno.

Girl 2: Equations which are different.

You know you're addicted to Facebook when...

2008-12-01T13:07:00.002+08:00

1. Your homepage is Facebook.

2. You keep refreshing the pages just to check for live updates.

3. Whenever you see photos, you have the sudden urge to tag them.

4. You and your friends are chatting on MSN and on Facebook at the same time.

5. The comments on Facebook become a conversation.

6. You leave a comment on every single tiny updates your friends make to their profile.

7. You spent your entire day playing with Facebook applications, when you should be mugging for your common tests.

8. You keep poking people, even in real life.

Starhub! Why like that?

2008-11-30T19:26:00.004+08:00

http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_298790.html

Starhub totally cheated my feelings, as if having PMS for the past few days wasn't bad enough. Now, there's nothing to look forward for Christmas.

Urgh!

Think of happy stuffs. Joey. Think of happy stuffs.

Ah. ZoukOut '08. Teh sex.

Any takers?

I should be studying right now...

2008-11-29T14:44:00.002+08:00

But I'm on Facebook! And writing this entry out (apparently).

I'm addicted to Facebook, I tell you. Those who have not tried Facebook, feel free to create an account at your own risk.

Common tests are starting next week.

And I've not started studying yet.

Urgh!

Screwed.

Off to Facebooking.

Advertisement - Polyflora Inc.

2008-11-24T10:29:00.002+08:00

One of my friend recently got into some flower business, and she asked me to do this post for her.

Well... this business thingy kinda have flowers for many occassions. You name it, they (kinda) have it, I hope.

So check it out by clicking here .

And the plus point is that, all Ngee Ann Poly students gets like 10% discount on every purchase. Never mind if you're not a student of Ngee Ann Poly, come look for me. I can get a ~~even better discount since she's my friend.~~

Right, Nicolette?

Are you brave enough?

2008-11-16T14:36:00.000+08:00

Because if you are...

Click here.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Déjà vu

2008-11-09T19:09:00.003+08:00

Today, I sorta overheard my mum's phone conversation with someone, whining about how sometimes she hate her mother (a.k.a my granny) and some of the things she said and done to her.

For the very moment, I felt that she sounded very much like me. Like whining to my bestie at times how I really feel like stabbing her. But my mum is realy cool. Really.

But I guess, it's like a phase that most of us will go through at times.

I reckon that if I decided to have kids in future, they are gonna hate me too.

Oh well.

An Awesome News.

2008-11-02T23:24:00.001+08:00

*proceed to dance around the room*

Me and my middle finger.

2008-10-29T21:19:00.005+08:00

Just a moment ago, my bitch temper got the better of me when I happily displayed my beautiful middle finger to a driver, without any intention to be nice.

I swear, I have every right to do so. I was at the zebra crossing, and vechicles are supposed to stop if someone is at the crossing. I wasn't even taking my own sweet time to cross the road, and that bloody loser have to throw a horn at me, asking me to hurry up.

As expected, I showed my love for him by gesturing "Fuck You".

His expression was priceless.

Man, I really need to control my temper. Or I may just get run down soon.

Paris for President!?

2008-10-28T18:41:00.001+08:00

Nearly died from laughing when watching this video.

God saves America if Paris would to be the President.

Elevators/Lifts/Whatever

2008-10-19T14:56:00.004+08:00

Why is it that in city areas, when an ang moh is running to catch an elevator, he/she would always prevent the door from closing by karate-kicking his/her leg into empty space while screaming "Hee-Ya!"?

And we, the Asians will stare hard at him/her when the door reopens, thinking he/she is obsessed with Asian culture.

Then we will burst out laughing.

I'm fine (I think)...

2008-10-16T12:19:00.003+08:00

But sometimes I really need to swear like an ah beng. Chao ah beng.

~~KANINA CHAO CHEEBYE LANJIAO BIN FUCK YOUR PUSSY.~~

Feeling so much better!

Back to my assignments.

Oh fuck!

2008-10-12T13:59:00.001+08:00

School's starting tomorrow.

6 more months of shit!

Hang in there, Joey.

You got 3 more semesters.

Winterbells

2008-10-05T14:03:00.003+08:00

Rachel, that retarded bitch (as always), sent me a link days ago.

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/bells.htm

It's a game actually. The objective is to collect as many bells as possible without falling from the sky. Well, if you fall, you die. Simple as that. And it's quite addictive.

So Kenn, if you want to fail your A-levels, you can try playing this game.

My high score is 2,185,800.

What's yours? ;)

Aftermath of Hari Raya

2008-10-02T13:07:00.002+08:00

Before Hari Raya:
53kg

After Hari Raya:
55kg.

Go figure.

Another random question.

2008-09-29T13:57:00.005+08:00

Remember how I used to wonder if homosexuality does occur in other animals, other than just homo sapiens?

Well, I'm wondering does it occur in hamsters then?

Because after separating my hamsters by gender, they seem to become gay/lesbian. Licking and biting(!?) each other private parts, while the other party will squeak. Not that in-pain-kind-of squeak, but like that BIG-O-squeak.

Well, not that I'm into animal sex or something that I can recognize what kind of squeak they are giving off.

I'm just saying.

Of Censorship,

2008-09-26T11:57:00.003+08:00

This will probably happen if our local stations would to broadcast some shows that have inappropriate contents.

Senior Citizens Annoy Me.

2008-09-19T01:52:00.005+08:00

Yes. I know. I'm supposed to respect these senior citizens and give way to them at all times. But seriously speaking, we shouldn't be doing that all the time till they take advantage of it.

It's very annoying when you see them cutting queues at bus interchanges, occupying two train seats so that they can sleep comfortably, and carrying out many other inconsiderate actions that make you wanna puch their dentures out.

So what if they're senior citizens? If you are a senior citizen, it only make me feel obligated to give up my seats to you. It does not mean that you have the privillage to throw your weight around as though people are indebted to you.

Hence, this is the reason why I think twice about giving up my seats everything I see an elderly on a public transport, because you just never know whether they will be grateful of your actions or not.

I mean, I do respect the elderly. Generally. I just don't really give way to those who have that fucked-up face. Which is true, because these are the people who always abuse their status and annoying the hell out of the people around them.

So if you still want your seats on public transports, you gonna prove that it's worth for me to give them up for you.

18 things I have done.

2008-09-18T00:36:00.007+08:00

1. Became a hamster(s) owner. 2 female and 1 male.
They banged each other and now I have 5 of them right now, not counting those which I have sold and those which have died.

2. Went to Sarawak on a school trip. That was the first time in my life I travelled overseas without my parents around.

3. Went clubbing/pubbing even though I was under aged.

4. Did smoking.

5. Joined canoe polo as a CCA. Kinda enjoyed myself as a member until I decided to quit due to other commitments.

6. Became a debater and entered some competitions. Unfortunately, did not win any of them but gained invaluable experiences.

7. Went on a canoe expedition to Perganrang, and got a really good tan from it.

8. Met some really good friends.
Rachel, Frank, James, Amalina - members of the Bitch Club.

9. Graduated from secondary school and entered Ngee Ann Poly.
Met some really good friends/classmates.

10. Being known as "The Bitch" and "The Diva"

11. Started this blog - this-is-mine-life.blogspot.com

12. Watched my very first concert of my favourite singer - Christina Aguilera.

13. Attended Singfest Festival for 2 consecutive years and partied like a rockstar.

14. Performed on National Day at the National Stadium.

15. Appeared on television in one of Mediacorp's small production.

16. Reliving my childhood years when I used to tune in to Kid's Central to get my weekly dosage of Powerpuff Girls, Power Rangers and Pokemon.

17. Travelled to many parts of Asia and other parts of the world.

18. Fell in love.

Today is the day when I will start to enjoy my life to the fullest.

P.S: Ha. I'm sure No. 18 really surprised most of you, didn't it?

Invitation

2008-09-15T22:57:00.003+08:00

You are invited to spend the night with me together clubbing away.

Date: 20th September 2008
Time: After 10p.m
Venue: Play Club

Address:
21 Tanjong Pagar Road
#01-02/03/04
S088444

Yes! You*!

So get ready your party clothes and I shall see you then.

*Applicable only to those above 18.

Dear woman who bled in the train,

2008-09-12T21:29:00.009+08:00

the probability of you chancing upon this blog and reading this entry is like 0.123456789. But I hope that somewhere you will somehow find my blog and read this letter.

I'm so sorry that you embarrassed yourself when your menstrual blood escaped from your menstrual pad and started to ooze out through your undergarments and your bottom, staining the train seat.

I know this happen to plenty of women every single month and I empathise with you. Really.

However, if you happen to leak again while taking the train (touch wood!) and stain the seats, all I'm asking of you is to make an effort to clean up the stains.

Because, after you hastily (I presume) left when you discovered that your menstrual pad is not doing a great job, your blood horrified many commuters, including myself.

A old lady stood by your mess and stared at it, with her mouth semi-opened.

A kid asked her mum why there is blood on the seat. I suppose the mother herself know that you leaked, because she asked her son to stop asking questions and proceeded to bring him to the next carriage.

On another note... remember to buy pads that are your size and need. If you know that you're gonna bleed like a monsoon on a certain day, please wear a pad that is like super-absorbent. Of course, this will save you plenty of trouble and humiliation. You can contact me and I will introduce some of my female friends. I'm sure one of my friend can recommend some really good brands of pads.

If you're too shy to contact me, never mind. Get a tampon. It helps. Really. So I heard lah.

VMA 2008

2008-09-10T13:08:00.005+08:00

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080908/ten-entertainment-us-music-awards-spears-1dc2b55.html

We don't really want to know how Britney managed to win all three awards in a row. Frankly speaking, I don't think that her video are that great to be given an award.

But it's nice too see that she is doing rather well right now though.

As some of you already know, I'm a big fan of Christina Aguilera. No doubts.

She performed a remixed version of "Genie in a bottle" and her new single "Keep Gettin' Better". Boy, she looked HOT with her new image.

Click here to see her performance at the VMAs.

There's one problem with regards to her performance though; I was told that she was lip-syncing throughout her performance. Which was rather surprising because she does not any reason to do so though. But anyway, she gave everyone a hot performance.

Just Stand Up To Cancer

2008-09-07T18:05:00.004+08:00

Background:
"Just Stand Up!" is a single featuring singers like Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Fergie, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, Natasha Bedingfield, Miley Cyrus, Leona Lewis, Carrie Underwood, Keyshia Cole, LeAnn Rimes, Ashanti and Ciara. The single is used for a event by Stand Up to Cancer.

Background aside, the video of the singers' performance of the song:

Now here's the thing. I'm okay with all of the singers that are featured. Except for Miley Cyrus.

For the benefit for those who don't know who is Miley Cryus. She is a star in Disney Channel and she has her own show (Hannah Montana).

Why ~~Hannah Montana~~ Miley Cyrus, I wonder? I can easily pick singers that are like a zillion times better than her who can actually sing better than her.

Like Alicia Keys, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion etc...

If you watch the video where Miley Cyrus sings her part with Rihanna, she is the only singer who bounces (Bouncing and dancing are two very different actions) on the stage. Apparently, Rihanna shudder when she saw that.

While... I read on the Internet about a rumor on how Miley and the rest of the singers got a chance to be featured in the song.

"The original roster of artist line-up was originally spearheaded by Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, and Whitney Houston. However, plans were scrapped after difficulties arose between Houston and Dion[2]. As the list of the second roster of artists was made for the songwriters, Sony Music and Mathew Knowles bid $500,000 for Beyoncé Knowles to sing more lines than any other artist. [3] Disney donated $76,000 for Miley Cyrus' inclusion to the roster of artists.[4] Rapper Jay-Z penned $95,000 for Def Jam Recordings artist Rihanna to sing the second most number of lines after wife Beyoncé[5]. Clive Davis reportedly submitted a check containing $275,000 to the charity single for the inclusion of Leona Lewis [6] and $290,000 for Carrie Underwood's participation[7]. Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds contacted Mariah Carey to sing the climactic high note and she gladly accepted.[8]"

"Solange Knowles was also endorsed by Mathew Knowles, however; she was rejected by the charity single executives in favor of Ashanti[9]. Christina Aguilera was originally offered the part of Carrie Underwood but RCA pulled her out of the charity single due to the editing of her adlib parts in favor of Underwood and Knowles' vocals.[10] Beyoncé Knowles donated $250,000 for the inclusion of fellow R&B artists Ciara and Mary J. Blige, to sing the parts originally for Alicia Keys and Jennifer Hudson.[11] "

This may or may not be true. So just take it with a pinch of salt...

Anyway, I read someone's comment on youtube:
Legend4ever91 (29 minutes ago)
"I'll rather die from cancer than to hear Miley sing."

This is what happen when...

2008-09-06T00:08:00.005+08:00

Ladies become lesbians;

Guys become gays;

~~Yes, we were having a mass orgy party during our chalet.~~

~~Savour~~ Treasure these little moments of Brokeback Mountains, because these pictures are hard to come by. Not everyday do you see someone revealing his/her gay side.

Heh.

Shucks!

2008-09-02T22:51:00.002+08:00

Remember how I used to declare that I will never join Facebook?

Well, there's seem to be a slight problem over here.

Because I decided to go over to the dark side.

So is this good or bad news?

Countdown...

2008-09-01T13:19:00.002+08:00

16 more days...

Heh. Can't Wait.

To all poly students: Enjoy your holidays.
To all J.C students: Enjoy your prelims.

I curse you..

2008-08-25T14:09:00.002+08:00

I curse you that all the ghosts will haunt you.

I curse you that you will get knocked down by cars when you cross the road.

I curse you that you get killed in the middle of a crossfire.

I curse you that you will fall down the stairs and break your neck.

I curse you that you will get divorced with your wife.

If you are single, then I curse you that you will remain single for the rest of your life.

I curse you that lighting will strike you.

I curse you that you will choke on fish bones.

I curse that you will die in a car accident.

I curse you.

Exactly 1 more month...

2008-08-17T12:07:00.001+08:00

to a very special occasion.

H-I-N-T.

*Grins*

Now, go get ready for the occasion.

On a Sunday...

2008-08-14T12:17:00.009+08:00

You know what's the worst thing that can happen you to on a Sunday? To be surrounded by Filipino ladies, aka the maids.

That was what happened to me when I board the train to work last Sunday.Out of a sudden, a large group of them just came in and stood around me.

Man! I don't know if it is just me or are they just very thick-skinned and inconsiderate? They freaking pushed me off my place, so that they can have a more comfortable standing position.

That's not all. You know some of them love to keep their hair long... and untied. Here's the thing, their hair kept hitting me in the face when they flicked their hair. I would not mind if their hair look something like this:

Sex-ish!

Apparently, this is so not the case. Instead of having silky-smooth hair touching my face, all I got was hair that looked like toothbrushes.

Very Turn-off

This brings me to my point. I mean, no one will buy those shampoo/hair products advertisements that promises silky-smooth hair after just 1 wash, if people kept using movie stars to endorse them.

These people should use these ladies with super-rough and unheathly looking hair to endorse these products. Prove to us that these products can revive their hair to life and stop irritating me with their hair on the train and I'm pretty sure people will buy these products.

Meanwhile, these ladies better tie up their hair or I'll have to bring a pair of scissors out next time.

Protect my breasts

2008-08-08T11:53:00.001+08:00

BERLIN - Thousands of German policewomen will receive what media have labeled "bullet-proof bras."

Made of white cotton and featuring the word "Polizei" along the seam, the bras are meant to better protect police women who wear bullet-proof vests.

"There was a slight safety risk for women wearing normal bras with metal parts underneath a bullet-proof vest," a police spokesman in the northern city of Hanover said.

"If the vest is hit by a projectile, this can have an impact on the metal bit in the bra underneath and cause injuries."

Some 3,000 police women working for Germany's federal police will be equipped with the new bras which feature no metal parts and look like sports bras, the spokesman said.

So what's next? Bullet proof- brief? To make our little friend happy and comfortable.

Rubbish lah, these people.

Thank god my student don't write like that...

2008-07-28T21:12:00.004+08:00

Well, at least my student is a Malay... he doesn't write Japanese at all.

Reports

2008-07-21T22:42:00.003+08:00

I hate reports. The one which you have to write thousands of words just to get that miserable 5% for that module. Besides, your lecturer will just give you a B grade for that report which you have painstakingly wrote.

Not to mention those scientific reports, which you have to do sickening calculations to find your answer. And you have to write paragraphs of words to explain your readings and calculations.

2000 word report due on this Thursday.

1 scientific report due tomorrow.

More to come.

Argh!

Singfest 2008

2008-07-14T15:52:00.002+08:00

Oh. My. Gawd.

I. Have. To. Go. For. This. Again.

Period.

Guys...

2008-07-09T22:24:00.004+08:00

I have to admit that the Guys' toilet is more smelly, as compared to the Ladies'. And there's a reason for it - Some guys just don't know how to aim.

I mean it. These guys love to pee everywhere but NOT the toilet bowl. It's like they can't aim for nuts.

Even as a guy myself, I don't understand too why these bunch of guys with faulty penises can't take an effort to keep the toilets clean.

For goodness' sake, your muscles down there has an amazing ability to shoot fluids at a decent straight line. All you need is to take a little extra effort to bring your little friend to the correct position.
It's just that simple. Really.

Just Aim.... then Shoot.

Repeat after me.

AIM....

SHOOT!

Got it? Let's move on...

Now, also make an effort to flush the toilet bowl after you're done with peeing/pooping. I don't really want to know whether you are dehydrated or what you had for yesterday's dinner.

It's gross, I tell you.

It's okay if the flush system is automated. But ~~%$#@! fucking~~ pull the flush handle if you realised that the flush system is manual. If you can flush your toilet bowl, I see no reason why you can't do the same for public toilets.

Unless you are retarded.... which I swear I will dunk your head into the toilet bowl if I discover that you don't flush after use. It's not just any toilet bowl, but that particular toilet bowl which you just used.

Update(s)

2008-07-06T01:26:00.002+08:00

So it's been confirmed. I'll be flying off to Germany on 31 August, for about 2 weeks.

Isn't that AWESOME? Heh.

Let's see what other updates do I have so far...

a)

b)

c)

d)

Okay. It seems that there's nothing at the moment (Except that I'm very excited about my Germany trip).

The Power of The Bitch!

2008-06-28T01:39:00.004+08:00

Steven Lim, OMG!

2008-06-23T22:29:00.009+08:00

Rachel, that complete bitch told me to go to Steven Lim's blog. Omg, I wish I had not listened to her at all. Because it was painful for my eyes.

I have never met someone so self-centred. Even if I do meet someone who is actually thick-skinned, but this guy is really to the extreme. Really extreme.

He called himself "Singapore most handsome/hunky star". Look, if you wanna know what's hot, here's something that's really hot.

*Faces are not shown to protect identities.

Those are 'hot' people.

But seriously, this. Hot!?

(Rachel: I swear I will go lesbian if he's my partner)
(Lionel: I'll never have an erection if I would to see what's underneath his pants)

You decide.

I am still alive...

2008-06-15T00:31:00.003+08:00

Have not been updating due to the fact that ~~I am too lazy to log in to blogger and type in an entry; busy having fun.~~ I was having a camp during the first few days of my holidays.

I will post pictures that was taken during the camp on my Flickr account. There will be plenty of unglam pictures of me. Very unglam, I tell you. So stay tuned.

Have you seen the latest commercial for Gatsby product? If you have not seen it, it's very disturbing, I warn you. You can click here to watch the ad.

What's with the whole idea of a guy swinging round and round, and playing with his hair? Or even baring his chest, spraying some body spray, and showing his orgasmic face to viewers around the world?

He just looked very... erm... gay. And I just feel that the whole advertisement look very soft porn-ish.

The worst thing is the song played during the advertisements is so catchy, that you would bang your head repeatedly because you can't help yourself but to sing along with it. I will cringe when I hear my brother/friend sing along to the advertisement.

I just hate this advertisement so much, I tell you.

"Ahhh.... can't give you gatsby...."

ARGHHHH!!!

P.S: Oh did I mention that the iPhone will be coming here pretty soon? =D

Holidays!

2008-06-06T22:29:00.000+08:00

Common tests are over!

Time to party! For 2 weeks!

2 years...

2008-06-01T16:48:00.002+08:00

It's been 2 years since this-is-mine-life.blogspot.com was created. It's seem like yesterday when I remember writing my first entry.

All the rants, random posts, nonsenses, I know you bitches out there love it!

...

Oh c'mon! Stop denying! You know deep in your heart, you're addicited to my blog.

Heh.

Nevertheless, I thank you all for visitng my blog regularly. More juicy rants will come once I'm done with this ~~fucking~~ common tests.

Off to study.

One more day...

2008-05-28T20:50:00.003+08:00

1 more day to my first common test paper...

I'm so screwed.

Okay, off to study.

Common Tests...

2008-05-26T19:14:00.003+08:00

It's really sickening to go through this shit every four months or so...

My first paper is on this Thursday. And it's one of the most irritating modules for this semester (Not that the rest aren't that irritating); it's a math module.

ARGH!

Today is Monday, which means I have less than 3 days to finish studying for Thurs' paper.

ARGH!

After that, I have less than a week to study for the rest of the papers.

ARGH!

Anyway, at least it's the holidays after my common tests, which isn't that bad after all.

After which, school will reopen and soon it's the final examinations.

ARGH!

The Impossible Quiz

2008-05-19T20:11:00.008+08:00

Go to Roy's blog too attempt the quiz that is impossible to finish.

It's sick, I tell you.

In other news, I won't be updating this blog often due to several reasons:
a) I'm on a secret mission to kill Mas Selamat.
b) My first common test is in a week time. And I need to study.
c) I'm lazy to entertain all you bitches!
d) My bitchness has been sucked dry by Khalisah Tan.

Anyway...
I'm very tired of looking at msn nicknames that goes like this:
"I lost my phone, msn me your number to remain contactable"
"I change my number. Lolz! Everyone send me your number."

To side-track a little, I'm perfectly fine with people typing out "Lol" on msn chats/blogs... However, I have something against people who literally say the word out of the mouth. Worst still... there's the 'z' behind. So you end up sounding like this: "Lolzzz!"

"Lol" is not English, under no circumstances should it be in a sentence. Never.

It just irritate the hell out of me, I tell you.

Okay, I side-tracked... Where was I? Ahh... msn nicknames.

I mean, look. You bloodly hell lost your phone and expect me to bear the responsibility of personally giving you my number over msn/mail, where it should be the other way around. You, the toot who lost your number, should go around asking people for their number, instead of expecting people to automatically give you their number.

Shame on you. Now don't get me start me started on people who keep changing their number... Too late.

Hello!? You think it's a fun thing to change your number every 6 months or so... and expect people to sync their phone to get a updated version of your phone number? If you change your number, at least have the basic courtesy to send a mass-text message to everyone who you deem that they ought to remain contactable.

Ahh... I see another msn nickname on my msn contact list:
"I have change my number and too lazy to tell you my new no. Pm me your number. Lol!!!!"

Fuckers.

My hamster gave birth...

2008-05-14T21:30:00.007+08:00

Yes. That horny hamster of mine gave birth to 8 little hamsters on Monday. It's a pity that 3 of them had died, and I've left with 5 little babies.

Now here's the catch:

I intend to give away all 5 babies away. Of course I will have to wait till they are 2 weeks old; that's when they are independent enough to live on their own. If you are interested in having the hamsters, I can give you my cage for free, because I intend to purchase a bigger cage.

Here's a picture of the babies:Ugly creatures, don't you think? Wait till they are 2 weeks old, you'll gonna fall in love with them.

One day to look forward to...

2008-05-12T18:30:00.002+08:00

"Singapore Telecommunications Ltd and its mobile associates will bring Apple Inc's popular iPhone to Singapore, India, Australia and the Philippines later this year, Southeast Asia's largest phone company said on Monday."

That will be so, so cool. Unconfirmed reports had stated that the iPhone will be launched in September over here... which means that could be a perfect present for me.

Any takers?

Click here for view the full report.

Oh god, I just can't wait for the day to come. Thinking of it already excites me.